The wine.

Five bottles. None of them need an occasion, a speech or the correct glass.

Names, formats, ingredients and nutrition are taken from the supplied back labels; tasting notes, specifications and pairing guidance from the producer’s product sheets. Where the two sources disagree, each bottle’s page says so rather than picking a winner.

Pop it. Pour it. Let the stories do the rest.

What are you pouring?

Five bottles. Two still, three sparkling, none of them serious. Pick a bottle

Go on, then.

Five bottles, all 0.0%. Pick one up.

Nothing in the basket

Empty-handed?

Five bottles, all 0.0%, all a few scrolls back up.